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*THE LOUNGE*
*Evil, gory music*
Draco: *Insert girly scream here*
Tira: You wuss! Her head hasn’t come off yet!
Draco: Too much blood…
Tira: This coming from the man who could run a blood bank with the number of people he’s killed…
Draco: I don’t care! I want something else on!
Tira: FINE. What do you want to watch?
*Draco picks up a DVD and slots it in.*
Tira: No! NOOOOOO!
Draco: *sings along with Barney theme tune*
Tira: WE ALREADY WATCHED THIS ABOUT FIFTY TIMES!
Draco: Shh!
Tira: (sobs)
*THE KITCHEN*
Tira: (sneaks into the pantry) Hehehehe! Draco doesn’t know about my secret stash of easter eggs!
(opens cupboard)
Tira: The hell?! Where’s my freakin’ eggs?!
*Behind the pantry door…*
Tela: Shh, Mummy will hear us!
Draga: (giggles)
Tira: Who ate my chocolate? I know you’re in there somewhere!
Draga: *burps*
Tela: Draga!
Draga: Oops!
Tira: AHA! Got you! (pulls Tela/Draga out from behind door) Draco!
Draco: (comes running) What?
Tira: Look how much chocolate they just ate! (shows him empty boxes)
Draco: OMG! Tira! Were you really planning on eating all that!?
Tira: Well, yeah, but-!
Draco: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Tira: You’re not the boss of me!
Draco: I have Soul Edge. Do as I say!
Tira: IT’S NOT FAIR! *cries and stomps off*
*THE DRAWING ROOM*
Draco: Tela, get out of-! Oh, hi son.
Draga: Hello Daddy! I thought I’d try drawing something!
Draco: That’s nice, what have you drawn?
Draga: A picture of you and Mummy!
Draco: O_O Why do me and Mummy have no clothes on!
Draga: Well, I was talking to Tela, and she said-
Draco: TIRAAAA!
Tira: If Tela’s been drawing again, I’ll-!
Draco: No! Look at this!
Tira: Draga!
Draco: Haha, you’re in for it now!
Tira: What have I told you? You must always draw in proportion! You’ve drawn Daddy all big!
Draco: …AND WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU IMPLYING?!
Tira: *whistles*
*THE STUDY*
Draga: (clicks mouse) Heeheehee! ^_^
Tira: Draco, what ARE you doing?
Draco: (hastily closes window) Um, nothing my darling!
Tira: Have you been ogling girls again?!
Draco: You eye up Sephy!
Tira: (blushes) Yeah, well…I don’t fangirl Cloud, do I?
Draco: Only cos he wouldn’t have you!
Tira: -___-
Draco: See! And what about all those fanboys you have??
Tira: Not half as many as you, gayboy!
Draco: PARDON?!
*WHOOSH!*
Raphael: DRACO! MY ‘ERO! I LOVE YOOOOOU! *huggle*
Draco: Eww, I’m being hugged by a Frenchman! GET OFF ME, PIMP KING!
Raphael:
Draco: OUT! *boots him through the door* AND I HOPE YOU WASHED BEFORE TOUCHING ME!
Tira: ROFL
Draco: Right, just for that…
*POOF!*
Tira: Haha, Draco’s got gay sound effects!
Draco: You just keep laughing…
Ivy: Remember me honey?
Tira: O_O Please remove your hand from my shoulder...
Ivy: You know you like it…
Tira: WOAH THAT HAND RIGHT THERE MISSY!
Draco: ROFL
Tira: Go touch Draco! He likes it!
Ivy: No thanks, I don’t dig him. I saw that picture your son drew…he’s not all hot.
Draco: Ha…ha…HEY!!
Tira: GOTCHA!
*THE CONSERVATORY*
Draco: *Makes swishy noises with sword*
Tira: C’mon! Put a bit of anger into it!
Draco: I don’t do angry…and I can’t be bothered
Tira: Oh yeah?
Draco: Try me.
Tira: Draco smells! (no response) Um, I love Yoshimitsu?
*Swishy noises become more frequent*
Draco: *eyetwitch*
Tira: Ah, this’ll do! (gets Barney plushie and rips its head off)
*SMAAAASH!*
Draco: NOW I’M ANGRY!
Tira: (from underneath glass and walls) I noticed…
Draco: Was that too much?
Tira: (muffled) Just a little bit…
*THE DINING ROOM*
Draga: I’M HUNGRY!
Tela: I’M STARVING! (both start whining)
Draco: Sheesh, and people say one kid is noisy!!!
Tira: Dinner is served!
Draga: (stares at plate) What the hell is that?
Tira: It’s called ‘Tira’s surprise’!
Tela: …Why’s it all purple and mushy?
Draco: Who cares, it’s delish! Any more?
Tira: Nope…I only had one dinosaur plushie…
Draga: (spits it out) Gross!
Tela: Daddy, what’s wrong?
Draco: O_O ….AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! (runs from room screaming)
Draga: My God, even I grew out of Barney the Dinosaur at the age of five…
Tela: Mummy, that was really mean!
Tira: Serves him right! He just cost us £10,000 in damages to repair the conservatory!
*THE BALLROOM*
(Cue room full of people dancing)
Tira: When the hell did we have one of these?
Draco: Shall we dance? (starts waltzing)
Tira: O_O OMG, you’re wearing that hat again…
Draco: What’s wrong with my dress sense?
Tira: It’s…how do I put this…
Draco: Yes?
Tira: You look like Raphael’s brother…
Draco: I’ll ignore that comment.
Tira: Draco, is that your hand on my bum?
Draco: …No…
Nightmare: (waltzes by with Ivy) Don’t mind me!
Draco: *eyetwitch*
Tira: You’re still doing it…
Draco: Link, what are you doing to my wife‘s ass?
Link: *grunts and jumps out the window*
Tira: Shame…if only he’d learn to talk, he’d be quite cute…
Draco: Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea…(sees everyone is eyeing up Tira, then they hastily turn away when they realise Draco has noticed them)
*THE LIBRARY*
Tira: It’s not half quiet in here…
Zasalamel: (ominously) I shall kill you here and now!
*WHEEEEEE*
Tira: (ducks as book misses her head) OH, REAL ORIGINAL!
Zasalamel: Come, I shall hold a requiem for your soul.
Tira: Can you say anything new???
Zasalamel: Do you know how much they pay me, just to say the same few lines?
Tira: Loser.
Zasalamel: Bitch.
Tira: Bookworm!
Zasalamel: I don’t have time for this. (evolves into Abyss and tries to fly away)
*WHEEEEEE…*
*CLANG!*
Abyss: Oh crap.
Tira: HAHA! CAUGHT BY YOUR OWN TRAP!
Tela; MUMMY! Did you find that book on pets I wanted? (sees Abyss in cage) Oh my God! You BOUGHT me a pet! Thank you Mummy!
Abyss: I am not your pet!
Tela: Wow it talks! I’m gonna call him Fluffy! *gets a hairbrush*
Abyss: NO! Get away from me!
*Several hours of grooming later…Abyss is covered in pink ribbons and glitter*
Tela: Aww my pet looks all pretty! Can I keep him Mummy? Please?
Tira: Go on then. He’s better than that duck you had…
*THE BILLIARD ROOM*
Draga: What the hell is a billiard room?
Draco: I dunno…it has…sticks and balls…
Draga: Why’s that green table got holes in the corners?
Draco: Um…
Draga: I know what this is! It’s a dueling room! (seizes a snooker cue) En Guarde!
Draco: Pfft, like you’ll beat me!
Draga: Come on Daddy! Are you scared?
Draco: Go on then…(grabs other cue and hits Draga with it)
Draga: Ow! That hurts!
Draco: Wuss! You have to be tough in battle!
*Draga is nearly defeated when…*
Draco: AAAARGH! *falls over*
Draga: Yay!
Draco: YOU CHEAT! YOU THREW SNOOKER BALLS UNDER MY FEET!
Draga: I never!
Draco: Come here, you little-!
Draga: MUUUUUM! HELP!
*Draga makes a hasty escape with Draco hots on his heels, whilst the Benny Hill theme tune plays in the background*
*THE HALL*
Tira: Sit still, Tela!
Tela: But Mummy, you’ve been taking photos for HOURS now!
Tira: Well, if you hadn’t been pulling silly faces we’d have been done ages ago! I want at least one nice photo of you for our hallway!
Tela: Fine…
Tira: That’s nice, sweetie. Smile!
*Just then…*
Draga: …aaaaaaAAAAAAAARGH!
Draco: …I’ll get you, you cheating-!
Tira: DRACO! You RUINED the picture!
Draco: (is too busy strangling Draco)
Tira: Ooh! (snaps photo)
Draco: Tira! I didn’t see you there! Give me that camera!
Tira: No!
Draco: I said-
Tira: You’ll have to catch me first! (runs up the stairs)
Draco: GIMME THAT CAMERA! (runs after her)
Tela: …What was that about?
Draga: (rubs neck) I think Daddy and Mummy are on drugs or something…
*THE NURSERY*
Draco: (knocks on door) Tela? Draga? Time for bed…
*No reply*
Draco: You kids in there? (slowly opens door, which creaks loudly)
*Psycho music plays*
Draco: Hello?
*Snaps on light*
Draco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Pooh: GIVE ME YOUR SOUL!
Draco: NOOOOOOOOO! (runs out of room)
Tela/Draga: ROFL
Tira: Draco! What-
Draco: SAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEE! (leaps into Tira’s arms)
Tira: You baby! (drops him)
Draco: (gibbering) HELPPOOHBEAR’SGONNAEATME!
Tira: (sigh) Draco, there’s no such thing as a cannibal bear. Shall I prove it to you? (pushes open nursery door) See!
Draco: (squeals and hides face)
Tira: Kids! Come out of there!
*Hears singing*
Tira: O_O
Jigglypuff: JIGGLYPUFF!
Tira: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (leaps into Draco’s arms)
Draco: YOU’RE SCARED OF A POKEMON! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tira: KIDS, GET OUT HERE NOW!
(Tela and Draga emerge, chuckling, Draga has his pooh bear, and Tela her Jigglypuff)
Draco/Tira: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Tira: You know what? You stay up as long as you want!
Draco: I second that!
Tela/Draga: Yay!
*THE FINAL ROOM…THE BEDROOM*
Draco: I wonder whodunnit…
Tira: Who done what?
Draco: Nothing…
*Meanwhile, downstairs…*
Yoshimitsu: Namunamunamu! (waves spanner above his head)
*BANG*
Yoshimitsu: OWWWW! *passes out*
Draco: Hey you’re right Tela! You did hear something in the dining room!
Tela/Draga: ARGH! Big scary clown! (both attack it furiously)
Draco: Y’know, I always thought he was a spanner…
*Silence, where Tira, Tela and Draga stare at Draco blankly*
Draco: That was a finishing line you fools. We’re all supposed to laugh together, like those happy-family movie endings…
Tira: Whatever…
*THE END!*
*Evil, gory music*
Draco: *Insert girly scream here*
Tira: You wuss! Her head hasn’t come off yet!
Draco: Too much blood…
Tira: This coming from the man who could run a blood bank with the number of people he’s killed…
Draco: I don’t care! I want something else on!
Tira: FINE. What do you want to watch?
*Draco picks up a DVD and slots it in.*
Tira: No! NOOOOOO!
Draco: *sings along with Barney theme tune*
Tira: WE ALREADY WATCHED THIS ABOUT FIFTY TIMES!
Draco: Shh!
Tira: (sobs)
*THE KITCHEN*
Tira: (sneaks into the pantry) Hehehehe! Draco doesn’t know about my secret stash of easter eggs!
(opens cupboard)
Tira: The hell?! Where’s my freakin’ eggs?!
*Behind the pantry door…*
Tela: Shh, Mummy will hear us!
Draga: (giggles)
Tira: Who ate my chocolate? I know you’re in there somewhere!
Draga: *burps*
Tela: Draga!
Draga: Oops!
Tira: AHA! Got you! (pulls Tela/Draga out from behind door) Draco!
Draco: (comes running) What?
Tira: Look how much chocolate they just ate! (shows him empty boxes)
Draco: OMG! Tira! Were you really planning on eating all that!?
Tira: Well, yeah, but-!
Draco: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Tira: You’re not the boss of me!
Draco: I have Soul Edge. Do as I say!
Tira: IT’S NOT FAIR! *cries and stomps off*
*THE DRAWING ROOM*
Draco: Tela, get out of-! Oh, hi son.
Draga: Hello Daddy! I thought I’d try drawing something!
Draco: That’s nice, what have you drawn?
Draga: A picture of you and Mummy!
Draco: O_O Why do me and Mummy have no clothes on!
Draga: Well, I was talking to Tela, and she said-
Draco: TIRAAAA!
Tira: If Tela’s been drawing again, I’ll-!
Draco: No! Look at this!
Tira: Draga!
Draco: Haha, you’re in for it now!
Tira: What have I told you? You must always draw in proportion! You’ve drawn Daddy all big!
Draco: …AND WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU IMPLYING?!
Tira: *whistles*
*THE STUDY*
Draga: (clicks mouse) Heeheehee! ^_^
Tira: Draco, what ARE you doing?
Draco: (hastily closes window) Um, nothing my darling!
Tira: Have you been ogling girls again?!
Draco: You eye up Sephy!
Tira: (blushes) Yeah, well…I don’t fangirl Cloud, do I?
Draco: Only cos he wouldn’t have you!
Tira: -___-
Draco: See! And what about all those fanboys you have??
Tira: Not half as many as you, gayboy!
Draco: PARDON?!
*WHOOSH!*
Raphael: DRACO! MY ‘ERO! I LOVE YOOOOOU! *huggle*
Draco: Eww, I’m being hugged by a Frenchman! GET OFF ME, PIMP KING!
Raphael:
Draco: OUT! *boots him through the door* AND I HOPE YOU WASHED BEFORE TOUCHING ME!
Tira: ROFL
Draco: Right, just for that…
*POOF!*
Tira: Haha, Draco’s got gay sound effects!
Draco: You just keep laughing…
Ivy: Remember me honey?
Tira: O_O Please remove your hand from my shoulder...
Ivy: You know you like it…
Tira: WOAH THAT HAND RIGHT THERE MISSY!
Draco: ROFL
Tira: Go touch Draco! He likes it!
Ivy: No thanks, I don’t dig him. I saw that picture your son drew…he’s not all hot.
Draco: Ha…ha…HEY!!
Tira: GOTCHA!
*THE CONSERVATORY*
Draco: *Makes swishy noises with sword*
Tira: C’mon! Put a bit of anger into it!
Draco: I don’t do angry…and I can’t be bothered
Tira: Oh yeah?
Draco: Try me.
Tira: Draco smells! (no response) Um, I love Yoshimitsu?
*Swishy noises become more frequent*
Draco: *eyetwitch*
Tira: Ah, this’ll do! (gets Barney plushie and rips its head off)
*SMAAAASH!*
Draco: NOW I’M ANGRY!
Tira: (from underneath glass and walls) I noticed…
Draco: Was that too much?
Tira: (muffled) Just a little bit…
*THE DINING ROOM*
Draga: I’M HUNGRY!
Tela: I’M STARVING! (both start whining)
Draco: Sheesh, and people say one kid is noisy!!!
Tira: Dinner is served!
Draga: (stares at plate) What the hell is that?
Tira: It’s called ‘Tira’s surprise’!
Tela: …Why’s it all purple and mushy?
Draco: Who cares, it’s delish! Any more?
Tira: Nope…I only had one dinosaur plushie…
Draga: (spits it out) Gross!
Tela: Daddy, what’s wrong?
Draco: O_O ….AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! (runs from room screaming)
Draga: My God, even I grew out of Barney the Dinosaur at the age of five…
Tela: Mummy, that was really mean!
Tira: Serves him right! He just cost us £10,000 in damages to repair the conservatory!
*THE BALLROOM*
(Cue room full of people dancing)
Tira: When the hell did we have one of these?
Draco: Shall we dance? (starts waltzing)
Tira: O_O OMG, you’re wearing that hat again…
Draco: What’s wrong with my dress sense?
Tira: It’s…how do I put this…
Draco: Yes?
Tira: You look like Raphael’s brother…
Draco: I’ll ignore that comment.
Tira: Draco, is that your hand on my bum?
Draco: …No…
Nightmare: (waltzes by with Ivy) Don’t mind me!
Draco: *eyetwitch*
Tira: You’re still doing it…
Draco: Link, what are you doing to my wife‘s ass?
Link: *grunts and jumps out the window*
Tira: Shame…if only he’d learn to talk, he’d be quite cute…
Draco: Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea…(sees everyone is eyeing up Tira, then they hastily turn away when they realise Draco has noticed them)
*THE LIBRARY*
Tira: It’s not half quiet in here…
Zasalamel: (ominously) I shall kill you here and now!
*WHEEEEEE*
Tira: (ducks as book misses her head) OH, REAL ORIGINAL!
Zasalamel: Come, I shall hold a requiem for your soul.
Tira: Can you say anything new???
Zasalamel: Do you know how much they pay me, just to say the same few lines?
Tira: Loser.
Zasalamel: Bitch.
Tira: Bookworm!
Zasalamel: I don’t have time for this. (evolves into Abyss and tries to fly away)
*WHEEEEEE…*
*CLANG!*
Abyss: Oh crap.
Tira: HAHA! CAUGHT BY YOUR OWN TRAP!
Tela; MUMMY! Did you find that book on pets I wanted? (sees Abyss in cage) Oh my God! You BOUGHT me a pet! Thank you Mummy!
Abyss: I am not your pet!
Tela: Wow it talks! I’m gonna call him Fluffy! *gets a hairbrush*
Abyss: NO! Get away from me!
*Several hours of grooming later…Abyss is covered in pink ribbons and glitter*
Tela: Aww my pet looks all pretty! Can I keep him Mummy? Please?
Tira: Go on then. He’s better than that duck you had…
*THE BILLIARD ROOM*
Draga: What the hell is a billiard room?
Draco: I dunno…it has…sticks and balls…
Draga: Why’s that green table got holes in the corners?
Draco: Um…
Draga: I know what this is! It’s a dueling room! (seizes a snooker cue) En Guarde!
Draco: Pfft, like you’ll beat me!
Draga: Come on Daddy! Are you scared?
Draco: Go on then…(grabs other cue and hits Draga with it)
Draga: Ow! That hurts!
Draco: Wuss! You have to be tough in battle!
*Draga is nearly defeated when…*
Draco: AAAARGH! *falls over*
Draga: Yay!
Draco: YOU CHEAT! YOU THREW SNOOKER BALLS UNDER MY FEET!
Draga: I never!
Draco: Come here, you little-!
Draga: MUUUUUM! HELP!
*Draga makes a hasty escape with Draco hots on his heels, whilst the Benny Hill theme tune plays in the background*
*THE HALL*
Tira: Sit still, Tela!
Tela: But Mummy, you’ve been taking photos for HOURS now!
Tira: Well, if you hadn’t been pulling silly faces we’d have been done ages ago! I want at least one nice photo of you for our hallway!
Tela: Fine…
Tira: That’s nice, sweetie. Smile!
*Just then…*
Draga: …aaaaaaAAAAAAAARGH!
Draco: …I’ll get you, you cheating-!
Tira: DRACO! You RUINED the picture!
Draco: (is too busy strangling Draco)
Tira: Ooh! (snaps photo)
Draco: Tira! I didn’t see you there! Give me that camera!
Tira: No!
Draco: I said-
Tira: You’ll have to catch me first! (runs up the stairs)
Draco: GIMME THAT CAMERA! (runs after her)
Tela: …What was that about?
Draga: (rubs neck) I think Daddy and Mummy are on drugs or something…
*THE NURSERY*
Draco: (knocks on door) Tela? Draga? Time for bed…
*No reply*
Draco: You kids in there? (slowly opens door, which creaks loudly)
*Psycho music plays*
Draco: Hello?
*Snaps on light*
Draco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Pooh: GIVE ME YOUR SOUL!
Draco: NOOOOOOOOO! (runs out of room)
Tela/Draga: ROFL
Tira: Draco! What-
Draco: SAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEE! (leaps into Tira’s arms)
Tira: You baby! (drops him)
Draco: (gibbering) HELPPOOHBEAR’SGONNAEATME!
Tira: (sigh) Draco, there’s no such thing as a cannibal bear. Shall I prove it to you? (pushes open nursery door) See!
Draco: (squeals and hides face)
Tira: Kids! Come out of there!
*Hears singing*
Tira: O_O
Jigglypuff: JIGGLYPUFF!
Tira: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (leaps into Draco’s arms)
Draco: YOU’RE SCARED OF A POKEMON! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tira: KIDS, GET OUT HERE NOW!
(Tela and Draga emerge, chuckling, Draga has his pooh bear, and Tela her Jigglypuff)
Draco/Tira: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Tira: You know what? You stay up as long as you want!
Draco: I second that!
Tela/Draga: Yay!
*THE FINAL ROOM…THE BEDROOM*
Draco: I wonder whodunnit…
Tira: Who done what?
Draco: Nothing…
*Meanwhile, downstairs…*
Yoshimitsu: Namunamunamu! (waves spanner above his head)
*BANG*
Yoshimitsu: OWWWW! *passes out*
Draco: Hey you’re right Tela! You did hear something in the dining room!
Tela/Draga: ARGH! Big scary clown! (both attack it furiously)
Draco: Y’know, I always thought he was a spanner…
*Silence, where Tira, Tela and Draga stare at Draco blankly*
Draco: That was a finishing line you fools. We’re all supposed to laugh together, like those happy-family movie endings…
Tira: Whatever…
*THE END!*
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A present for ! It was gonna be for his One Year of Draco contest...but it might be a bit too smutty...=/
But hey, it's cute! Once again, Draco discovers looking after a family is not as easy as it looks!
Draco, Tela and Draga Williams (c)
Tira, Zasalamel, Nightmare, Raphael and Ivy (c) Soul Calibur
Cloud Strife and Sephiroth (c) Final Fantasy
Link (c) Zelda...I think...
But hey, it's cute! Once again, Draco discovers looking after a family is not as easy as it looks!
Draco, Tela and Draga Williams (c)
Tira, Zasalamel, Nightmare, Raphael and Ivy (c) Soul Calibur
Cloud Strife and Sephiroth (c) Final Fantasy
Link (c) Zelda...I think...
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This gives Tira-chan a devious idea.